Thanks for making the Dissidia forums but...

Seriously, that is the lamest rhyme ever! :p

I think it's adorable :spin:

^I think you're pathetic. I enjoy culture and fine literature. I will not tolerate low quality metre, no doubt spouted by an imbecile with less understanding of poetry than a primary school juvenile, adorning my beloved Dissidia forum with all its delusions of grandeuresque harmony, reducing it to a mere cacophony of failed trochaic advances without even a slither of iambic pentametre or spondaic nonchalance. The errors in syntax are so atrocious I can barely fix my eyes upon the screen which I supposedly should be viewing. For these forums to have erred in such a devastating way is a matter which must be addresed and solved with all haste.

It's not nice to call little girls pathetic :(

If you can come up with something better
I will adopt it down to the letter
HAHAHAHA

It may be lame, but who cares? There's a shiny new forum to explore, don't waste time complaining! Many thanks to whoever it was that created it btw :D

EDIT: I think you're pathetic adorable.

This is what he really meant Jess :D

Dissidia, because Square Enix can't keep a game down to one sword.

Dissidia: So fanboys can settle once and for all who would win in a battle between Kefka and Sephiroth. Oh, and the those other characters too... ;)

Dissidia: So fanboys can settle once and for all who would win in a battle between Kefka and Sephiroth. Oh, and the those other characters too... ;)
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nOZedGi9c&feature=related)

It's the Super Smash Bros. of Square/Sony/Whatever

It's THE Final Fantasy...well, maybe not 'final'...

Reunion

i don't know, there are many, many possibilities :p (and i am aware that mine are very, very bad :tongue:)

Dissidia: So fanboys can settle once and for all who would win in a battle between Kefka and Sephiroth. Oh, and the those other characters too... ;)
Click! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nOZedGi9c&feature=related)

I think we can all agree that the deserving fighter won.

I can't believe you aren't taking my complaints seriously!

Anyway, I suggest:

I like big Butz and I cannot lie
You other heroes can' deny
He'll shove yow swords right up yow'ass
And jack your moves before you pass

Take THAT, Gilgamesh.

I can't believe you aren't taking my complaints seriously!

Anyway, I suggest:

I like big Butz and I cannot lie
You other heroes can' deny
He'll shove yow swords right up yow'ass
And jack your moves before you pass

Take THAT, Gilgamesh.

Let's fix this a bit...

I like big Butz and I cannot lie,
You other heroes can't deny,
When Butz walks in with a feminine waist
and some big swords in your face
you get PWNED!!!

With all your swords you may try to attack
But they are no match for Shantotto's magic black.
HAHAHAHA

i agree this could be better. magic black? I only assume he meant black magic but I'm still lost.

Let's fix this a bit...

I like big Butz and I cannot lie,
You other heroes can't deny,
When Butz walks in with a feminine waist
and some big swords in your face
you get PWNED!!!

I vote for this steadfastly and wholeheartedly.

Dissidia, because Square Enix can't keep a game down to one sword.

I am breathing really hard so I won't burst out in uncontrolled laughter not because I am turned on, I swear.

Let's fix this a bit...

I like big Butz and I cannot lie,
You other heroes can't deny,
When Butz walks in with a feminine waist
and some big swords in your face
you get PWNED!!!

I vote for this steadfastly and wholeheartedly.

I agree :spin:

The word 'pwned' will never find its way onto an Eyes on Final Fantasy forum description.

^How about fucked?

The word 'pwned' will never find its way onto an Eyes on Final Fantasy forum description.

Well,"Duel-Wielding, Rapid Fire" didn't rhyme... we could use the original song lyric...

^How about smurfed?

smurfed is good o: