*blam*

I was just wondering, how come everyone keeps getting shot by snipers? I mean where did s/he come from? Who is s/he? Why is s/he doing this? What is the meaning of life? Why are we on this earth?

Anyway, who do YOU (does 'The Point') think the accursed EoFF sniper is, and why? I think it's... *gets shot by a sniper*

I don't know. Unne because he is a doctor.

*is the EoFF wrencher*

It's me. Duh. xP *dances on your corpse*

Sean = God.

God = Up There.

Up There = THE Place When Aiming.

THE Place When Aiming = Sniper's Home.

Sniper's Home = Where The Sniper Is.

Where The Sniper Is = Up There.(God = Sean = Up There)

Sean = Sniper.

Or it could be Raist. Because Raist is dead, and, supposedly, Up There.

It's obviously Other. I mean...when was the last time you've seen him post?

Who said there was only one sniper?

Originally posted by Big Ogre Umaro
It's obviously Other. I mean...when was the last time you've seen him post?

You have a point. Other obviously has something to hide.

Tch, you guys are so short-sighted. I've studied the behavior of the suspects enough to deduce that the notorious sniper is, in fact--*gets shot by a sniper*

Tsk tsk. Watch your tentacles, Kishi.

Plain and simple: The sniper is BOU. Look at the facts (whatever those may be). Its <i>so</i> obvious.

Originally posted by Master Vivi
Tsk tsk. Watch your tentacles, Kishi. Why? <i>I'm</i> not the one about to be strangled.

Hey, what's that nifty red dot in the middle of your forehead?

*also notes that ShlupQuack didn't get shot*

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">It's probably other.. yeah.. *hides his gun*.

I also say it's Sean. I bet he's working "Quality Control" from behind the scenes. ;)

I reckon it's all the admins and mods working together in some weird conspiracy...

*shoots Spatvark in the head*

You shall never guess my identity...

Heh, you mean Stuffed Regis is the sniper???

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Oh my... he makes an apperance!

*uses mod powers to compare IPs*

I know who is EoFF sniper!! *casts stop and dodges a bullet*

Bah, anyone who has played Sick Irony knows that only Dr. Unne is sick enough to commit these blatant acts...

You people apparently have way too much time on your hands.

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">Is it that obvious? :p

Uh oh... I forgot about the damn IP addresses...

*empties entire clip at Master Vivi*

I can't let you live now... you know too much...

Oh. My. God. He's here... EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Oh, my... *shakes her head, and hides behind some cadavers*

Pff, I know who it is.

*Flaunts powers*

No, it's not me.

*waits to be shot*

*sticks target on Unne's back*

Well, it's obviously Raist. I mean, look at all the evidence. It's overwhelming! First-
*gets shot by sniper*
:p

*reloads rifle and then shoots Wyll for being so smug*

Damn it, I just can't kill Unne... the poor little shoeshine boy's copped enough already...

I wonder how long the mods and admins will let this go on?

*hides behind the grassy knoll*

[singing in a girly voice]
I know who it i-is
I know who it i-is
I know, I know
I know who it i-is
[/singing in a girly voice]

It's... *glances around furtively*... It is *gets shot by a sniper*

I think Kishi is kinda the Sniper type because...*Gets shot by Kishi, then gets shot by a sniper*

My identity shall stay secret for ever... EVER I say! Bwahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahahahahahaha!!!! !

*shoots self in foot*

Ow, bugger!

EDIT: Do YOU know who I am? PM me if you think you do... you might get a prize...

I say Sean... since a Sniper would be in hiding, and Sean most certainly hasn't made his prescence known.

I'd be in pain, but you missed, as you shall continue to do everytime you shoot me :P
It's not smugness, it's more acceptance of Knowledge :P

Continue on.

<font color=#FFCCFF>I voted for Bleys...cos I felt like it hehe! :rolleyes2

It's probably some newbie type person right?

*scratches Wyllius off the list*

Damn, Wyll's matrix-style skill has me dumbfounded... Anyway, what makes you think I'm a newbie Rinoabella?

*shoots Rinoabella in the head*

... newbie indeed... hunh...

I actually voted for Tiffiekins. She's so... odd. But in a good way <i>of course</i>, duh.

You can't kill me, for I am: Agent Proto. Dun Dun Duunnn! *aims for EoFF Sniper*

Originally posted by EoFF Sniper
Anyway, what makes you think I'm a newbie Rinoabella?

*shoots Rinoabella in the head*

... newbie indeed... hunh...

I dunno...give us some clues as to who you are! :)

Proto: You're asking for it! hehe :tongue:

Hmm, you may be a sniper, but I'm a pirate.

*wins*

*shoots Agent Proto AND eestlinc with one bullet*

Two-in-one! Double bonus score! That'll teach you lot to think you can take me...

Rinoabella, just study what I say, and check around for posts in other threads... the truth is out there...

I know who it is.

I personally don't like the idea of multiple accounts by one person. (With exceptions, like Daniel for the awards) So after someone guesses correctly, let's please delete the name. :)

All I know is I sure as hell won't be accepting any votes from some guy who shoots Award Guy. Tch.

*makes fun of Sniper*

*dies in Proto's arms*

how poignant.

Originally posted by Loony Bob
All I know is I sure as hell won't be accepting any votes from some guy who shoots Award Guy. Tch.

*makes fun of sniper*

Yeah? Well vote on this!
*shoots Loony Bob*

Yeah Scottie, I'm fine with that... I wasn't intending to keep this user anyway...

Originally posted by eestlinc
*dies in Proto's arms*

how poignant.

Poignant? POIGNANT? Eat this!

*riddles eestlinc's dying body*

Son of a submariner...

It has to be BO- *gets shot by a sniper*

Tch. You already shot me (in Award Guy state of mind). Can't kill a dead man >=D

*continues to make fun of Sniper?*

Originally posted by Mikztsu
It has to be BO- *gets shot by a sniper*

Hey, I didn't even know about that one...

Loony Bob, as far as I'm concerned, Award Guy is a separate entity from you in the realm of EoFF... so the both of you count as individual kills... :radred:

<font color="#DBDBDB">I bet it's 'Kishi. Him and BOU probably got together to fool us all.

And you know how particularly morbid and tentacley 'Kishi is.

Originally posted by EoFF Sniper

Loony Bob, as far as I'm concerned, Award Guy is a separate entity from you in the realm of EoFF... so the both of you count as individual kills... :radred:

Stop quoting me as Bob. I'm not Bob, dammit! *dies*

*makes fun of you anyhow*

Oh, and I wonder why it is that people were making this thread before he posted even once.

Looky, it's a list of all his posts. How dandy. (http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=7923)

BoB, I think it's because people kept getting shot by snipers <i>before</i> this other guy showed up.

<font color="#DBDBDB">Meh. *equips a deflector shield*

It's so painfully obvious, I think I'm going to cry. xP

Whoever it is, they are British. It's probably Rainecloud, or maybe Spatvark having a bit too much fun.

Originally posted by Skye-chan
BoB, I think it's because people kept getting shot by snipers <i>before</i> this other guy showed up.

Ah, but they were talking about the EoFF Sniper in this thread, and EoFF Snipers first post was in this thread. That don't make sense, unless he's been either deleting his/her posts, or is in chat.

Yea, this guy saw the discussion of the actual EoFF Sninper and decided to register the name and play copycat.

Originally posted by Spatvark
how come everyone keeps getting shot by snipers?

BoB, he said "snipers". I think he's referring to all the random sniper shootings. Then someone went and made an account called "EoFF Sniper".

But of course, I could be totally wrong. If so, then feel free to ignore me.

EDIT: Ack. How could I not see that eest posted before me? o_<

Head for the hills! Its the Sniper!! *Gets shot.....again*

It's me! Oh, it isn't? Sorry.

I know it's Naitsirk.

I don't know who this crazy mofo is....grr! How many people will be shot before it is over with?

Originally posted by Britt
It's so painfully obvious, I think I'm going to cry. xP

<font color="#DBDBDB">Like, dude!

Well, after much debate, Dr. Brittson I have settled this dilemma.

The sniper is... -*BANG*
*dodges sniper bullet*
Whew.

Anyway, as I was saying. The sniper is... -*machine gun fire*
*dodges*

O...kay. Well, what I was going to say was... - *falls off a cliff and dies*

Seriously, though. I know who it is.

I'm not sure.... So, I can't vote, right? Eh, hehehehee?*acts innocent*

Britt, you don't count coz' you're an admin... Loony Bob, you didn't PM me, so, even though you got it right, you don't win... so the prize goes to... Skye-Chan! for correctly guessing that Spatvark was the sniper...

A round of applause everyone! Now for your prize... a bullet in the head!

*shoots Skye-Chan*

And now for my final victim...

*slaps self with dead cod*
*shoots self in head*

<font color=6699CC size=2>Why do I always miss the fun stuff?

Y'know ... it could be me ... I was hiding for a while, ne? >=P

*hides bullets in her pockets*

Well that wasn't very fun, it was Spatvark all along? Blah

Heh, that was funniness in overall, Spartvark.:)

What? Tatum is a sniper too? Or just a wannab--*gets shot by another sniper*

<font color=6699CC size=2>Well, I didn't know what was going on and sorta dragged myself in. 0_O

*Is just a normal sniper, not EoFF's* xD

Originally posted by eestlinc
It's probably Rainecloud, or maybe Spatvark having a bit too much fun.

Hey, I sorta called it.

*semi-wins*

*runs around in a pink bunny hat and whity tightys*

:strut: