better lock your doors...

Here comes the Repo Man. I'm going to throw a wrench into this forum:

http://www.usatoolsplus.com/catalogs/be/it010001.jpg

Ha ha...

Just what we need! Say, could you have a look at my car, it's making funny sounds...

Ai na vedui, Repo. Mae govannen.

*reposesses your car*

That ought to show you to pay your bills. Hmmph. I suppose I could use my wrench to fix it.

*looks under the hood*

You know, Mr. Naitsirk, you could really use a new alternator. You don't want to have your battery die on you, now do you? I can fix it for only $1475. What a deal!

O...K... I think I'll... Just... Break down and cry.

So you're the guy who took my wrench.

Hey there, repo man. You can go ahead and repossess my car; it's a heap of junk. What'll you give for scrap, eh? It's a '94 Ford Piece of Sh-- I mean, Tempo.

Now, now. It takes all kinds of cars to fill a junkyard. I will give you half of the money Naitsirk pays me for a new alternator. Hell, I should just buy your car for $500, take the alternator out, and sell it to Naitsirk for $1000 plus labor. Just think of all the new wrenches I could buy with that kinda profit. Wow. Blows my mind.

I bet you're a veteran in disguise.

Why do you say these things, Naitsirk? I just came here today. Just because I am cool doesn't mean I'm not new.

Prove it. Make a few typos. Act immature. Joke around. THEN we will know you are veteran.

I'm just good at typing, and I have been to a few message boards before. Is it a requirement here that all new members make incoherent posts? I'm not exactly sure what you are saying.

Bah. That what I posted was a... What's the word... Variable... Constant... Configuration... Pic... Description of a veteran. It was a joke. A bad one at that. Ignore it.

Scary, man. *ducks wrenches*

<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">*returns to Gau form*

Uwaoo! *uses Repo Man rage and throws wrenchs right back at repo man*

haha!

newbie detected! if skye-chan replies, she'll probably toss you some rice ^^

Hi. *tosses repo man rice*

Gee, how'd you guess that I'd do that? ^_~

Bienvenidos a EoFF, repo man. :)

Coolest newbie, ever. *hands repo man a Ciddie*

Meh... *senses non-n00bness in this one*

Well just in case I'm wrong Welcomes to EoFF.

It's very impressive to see a newbie that uses complete sentences! *claims*

*tosses repo man a donut*

Welcome to Eyes on Final Fantasy 'Repo Man'.

I hope you have a nice time posting here.

*Steals Wrench and uses it for own selfish pursuits*

<font color="pink">EEEPSS! Quick it's the repo man! Oh I knew I shoulda paid my bills!
*Steals your spanner and runs into her house. locks her doors and then throws the spanner at you from her bedroom window*[/i]

Oh and welcome! ^^

Thank you to all for this warm welcome. If anyone else makes fun of me for using complete sentences, I'm going to wrench them upside the head!

*looks around*

Oh dear... doesn't Repo Man know how to use complete sentences? It seems like his last one was fine... for a hunchback!

*flees, but is hit in the back of the head by a flying wrench*

Repo Man needs a haircut. And ditch the goggles; you look like some kind of <i>Final Fight</i> reject.

Ok, Mr. Kawaii Ryûkishi, just look at your avatar. It obviously needs a haircut MUCH more than my beloved Repo Man.

*wrenches the red haired freak*

Welcome. :) There's few heads here in EoFF which have few screws loose or just needs some random fixing.

Originally posted by repo man
Ok, Mr. Kawaii Ryûkishi, just look at your avatar. It obviously needs a haircut MUCH more than my beloved Repo Man.

*wrenches the red haired freak*
<font color="0099FF" face="Verdana" size="1">You tell him repo man! *high fives*

[insert warm welcome here]

Ok, Mr. Mikztsu, let me tighten your neck-bolts.

*cuts off his head with a wrench sharpened at both ends*

Oops, looks like I decapitated him...

*runs away like a good Repo Man*

Ah, welcome...i think...

I like that ff6 monster as much as the next guy, but at least I don't have him as my avatar and screenname. Besides, with my off-the-charts Evade and my nifty Zephyr Cape, your wrenches won't even hit me!

<font color=#FFCCFF>eee!

*thwacks repo man with his own wrench* :rolleyes2

Welcome to EoFF!

Blaarg.
Hello.

I thought of dancing to honour the Newbie. Instead, I'll say: That behaviour is going to take its revenge on YOU.

*throws wrenches at Yuffie*

This ought to make you dance!!!

<font color="00cccc" size=1> *flays the repo man*

Welcome!!

Yo, welcome to Eoff!

*tosses repo man a screwdriver*

Thanks, apocalypse. Now I can really put the screws on all of you!!

Hehe, I remember when I used to post in character...do me a favor and stick around, repo man-type guy. >=D

* throws Repo Man a bunch of screws *

Stick around. You bring life to the boards. :)

Sure thing, Mr. Ogre. Us Narshe locals have to stick together.

Posted by a rather confident repo man

Ok, Mr. Kawaii Ryûkishi, just look at your avatar. It obviously needs a haircut MUCH more than my beloved Repo Man.

*wrenches the red haired freak*

xD

Oh, dear God no.

That Mr. Kawaii sure is a devious one. He edited my post in the goatsecs thread! Thanks for quoting me, Rainecloud!! :)

Um....riiight....*backs away slowly*