Perfered Way to Die

It's no secret that everyone has their day to die. How would you like to die? Would you die in blaze of glory fighting off 100 ninjas w/ nothing but a paper clip and bits of string? Would you die sacrificing yourself for someone you love? Or perhaps you would like a nice quiet die and your sleep kind of deaths?

I would die fighting off sound village ninja using chidori

No NO wait a minute this is something retarded you would do :p

Get ye flask.

sleep plz thx

I would die fighting off sound village ninja using chidori

No NO wait a minute this is something retarded you would do :p

You know i can only use the chidori twice in any given day! Those sound village ninja would kick my ass all the way back to Konaha. :cool:

I prefer not to die. But if I must and it was in a fiery death due to the carelessness of a friend, well that would be okay.

on my back...rawr.

I want to be eaten by a bear :mad2:

On stage while playing bass.

I would die fighting off sound village ninja using chidori

No NO wait a minute this is something retarded you would do :p

You know i can only use the chidori twice in any given day! Those sound village ninja would kick my ass all the way back to Konaha. :cool:

Well I am a foot soldier with 97 Hit Points :greenie: but I know Shadow Clone Jutsu so that would give me the edge against those sound village ninja. The ninja would have to be genin though, if they were chunin forget it :/ I would probably go out fighting sound village ninja, if they were any around :mad:

I'm hoping for a quiet death in my 90s, with my loved ones all around me.

I'd like to be an a crowded parking lot in the pouring-down rain in my bare feet as the parking lot is covered in water. I'd have a friend in a car near me with jumper cabled connected to his battery, and the other end would be in the water near my feet. I would yell ridiculous (even by regular religion's standards) religious and moral crap and end with, "If any of this is not true, may God strike me dead!"

At that point, my friend would start his car.

People would swear they saw the lightning.

That would be totally awesome.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep.

I dont know how I would like to die... but I would like my funeral to be a happy one:confused:

..screaming.

Seriously.

I don't plan to die, I plan to live forever or die trying. :D

Quietly while watching the gentle lapping of the sea upon the shore.

I wanna get snipered, that would look so cool. Just some random teen walking back from school then suddenly BANG. Everyone would cry and it will look good.

While I'd rather pass in the night, if I were forced to die right now I would have to fall to my death. Sounds pretty exhilirating.

Quickly and painlessly, and everyone would know it, because I'm a gigantic attention whore.

Along with the rest of civilization. I couldn't stand to miss out on everything that would happen after I passed.

When I go I'm taking you all with me.

Either in my sleep or during sex :shifty:

I think dying for a cause/for something/one that you care for wouldn't be the worst way to go, either. ^_^ Not to say I'm gonna start jumping in front of bullets and stuff now but if I <i>had</i> to die that wouldn't be so bad :p

Decapitation. :)

Quick, painless, involving a sword.

I heard getting fat is all the rage these days....
I mean honestly how cool is chocolate cake suicide?

I'd rather not.

But if it must happen? Devoured by a Hegemonizing Swarm.

Heart attack during really hot sex. May as well die happy.

At the height of orgasm, crushed by an elephant.

In my sleep

I want a plane full of chickens to fall out of the sky and crash into my truck while I'm driving down the highway. I figured that out seven years ago and haven't found a better way yet.

I would want to die fighting off a band of pissed off yogi bears after i steal their picnic basket. That would kick more but than a 10-handed ninja kicking 20 butts:)

Murdered by the session bassist for poorly handling his records on my black metal label.

At the height of orgasm, crushed by an elephant.
Threesome with Nikki Blonsky?

I want to die by suffocating under the largest pair of Breasts in existence.

I really don't have a problem with when I do. I don't have a preference.

Although, when I die, I would like to be known for something, something great.

But when I do die. I guess I would prefer to go as peacefully as possible.

I want to die by suffocating under the largest pair of Breasts in existence.

Try searching Craigslist.

Sword, preferably. Already told several people I'd take bullets for them, hoping they don't do anything that puts themselves in harm though, I like to keep my word, but living is good :)

I'm going to live forever, or die trying. If I don't make it, though, I hope I go in my sleep, quickly and painlessly.

For me it would have to be as follows:

Walking into Dorothy Perkins naked bar a C4vest(with a dead man's switch), brandishing a machette singing "Low" by Big Country.
I'd stick the heed in an old wifey, then burst into flames to "Starman"
by Bowie!

HAhaHAhaHAH!

Sword, preferably. Already told several people I'd take bullets for them, hoping they don't do anything that puts themselves in harm though, I like to keep my word, but living is good :)
I don't understand what's so great about dying by sword.

Sword, preferably. Already told several people I'd take bullets for them, hoping they don't do anything that puts themselves in harm though, I like to keep my word, but living is good :)
I don't understand what's so great about dying by sword.

It is the 21st Century, so dieing by sword nowadays would be pretty sweet.

Quietly and in my sleep...

Unlike the passengers in my car.

eaten by loch ness monster think about it my death would be famous cause itd prove loch nes monster existance and come on died by getting eaten by a huge monster.