We should really have a single-collumn view.

If we had that, then when you feel like visiting EyesonFF in an odd way, such as on a PS3 or Wii web browser, it would be easy to read the text, and those silly signatures and avatars wouldn't look so out of place.

Isn't EoFF 2.0 template single-column enough for you? :p You can also force any style to do that in your User CP > Options and change Postbit Location to Above the post :p