D&D vs real life

which is better and why??

D&D.

Lusty bar wenches.

Of course, if your DM is a prick, it could work against you...

"The wraith appears out of the darkness of the caves. What do you do?"
"I prepare my sword and make an attack! I rolled a natural 20 on hit!"
"Your syphillis kicks up and you go crazy and cut off your toe. Take four damange."
"Dick..."

hahahah that's awesome

crits don't work on undead

(such the geek)

D&D > Real life

For the simple fact you can't brandish a sword against people in real life without going to jail =/.

sure you can, your just suck at it.:D

Real Life. It's less geeky.

Real life has real sex.

D&D has sex I'm capable of gettting.

D&D TFW!

Are y'all like them creepy D&D murdering fools?

Real life. That sexy lady you see sitting at the bar over there? The chances of her actually being a sexy lady are considerably higher than in D&D, where the chances are much more in favor of a very large man who lives in his parent's basement at the age of 35.

I'm allow to make these stereotypes because I play the game myself and have seen others who do as well ;)

I like having real sex, thank you