[The Triumphant Hero]

Dark Matter:
1. It's CloudLeonhart, not CloudLeanHart
2. Champion of Justice and Truth my ass!
3. I'm not gay by either definition of the word
4. I did not participate in the war
5. Even if I had, I probably would have bombed your nation, not any others
6. Why do you care about other's sexual preferences?
7. Lovely Village? Try The Biggest Waste Of Space in Eizon!
8. "hmm, since Dark Matter came back to Teardrop, our enemies just went off." That's because they were afraid that they'd make you cry.