 Here's the Third Show!!!
Garnet: Hello, everybody. Here we are again. I’m, as you all know, Garnet Til Alexandros!
Irvine: This is being a successful show, ain’t it, Tarnet? I’m Irvine Kineas. Welcome to the third show of Final Fantasy Deathmatch.
Garnet: So, who do you bring us today?
Irvine: Today’s gonna be a show between Good and Evil. One is gonna die, and the other…may die, too.
Garnet: I call Edea from FFVIII!
Irvine: Really?! I bring Aerith (Aeris) to the arena. She has big breasts, y’know!
Garnet: Edea has 40 years, I think. But, she’s as beautiful as if she was 20. Let’s begin. 1…2…3…
Irvine: KILL YOU BOTH!!!
Aeris: I’m going to hit you with my staff.
Edea: Sure, sure. Just let me put my make up, okay?
Aeris: *15 minutes later* Are you done yet?
Edea: Wait. Don’t be so stressed up. This beautiful skin takes her time.
Aeris: *While Edea puts her lipstick* You missed a spot.
Edea: Where?
Garnet: Finally, the battle began.
Irvine: Aeris broke Edea’s nose with her staff!
Edea: What’s you idea?
Aeris: Kill you.
Garnet: Revenge time! Edea is suffocating Aeris with her ass.
Irvine: BIG ass, if you allow me to say.
Garnet: I don’t think Aeris will last too long.
Irvine: Who knows? Imagine if Zell jumps into the arena again?
Garnet: Aeris is not weak. LOOK!!!!
Irvine: Will Aeris do what I think she’ll do?
Garnet: That’s right. Aeris pulled out her braw and her bubs stroke Edea!
Irvine: Edea is unconscious, people.
Garnet: Still, her hair is being pulled out by Aeris!
Irvine: Edea is going to take 50 years to put it all back the way it was!
Garnet: Oh, god. Aeris is… I can’t say it.
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The locust is a very friendly animal. Look as it swims underwater with her tiny little legs… and looks as she eats this cute little fishy. That’s right. This is the amazing life of locusts!!!
Irvine: I think Edea will see and hear no more…
Garnet: She woke up!!! What the heck is she saying?
Irvine: I don’t know. It looks like a spell.
Edea: FIRE!!!!
Irvine: Aeris is now verrrry hot.
Garnet: Edea is the winner!!!
Irvine: Well, till the next FF Celebrity Deathmatch!!! |