[Flying Mullet]

the mime wanted to prove
that he could bust a move
to the funky groove
but he had to improve

so the mime learned to dance
and his skills did advance
thus each dance did enhance
and watchers were held in trance

but he wasn't the best
and to beat the rest
he must truly be blessed
for the dance guru did he quest

over rivers he did row
and trudged through deep snow
but he never did slow
for he wanted to grow

arriving at the guru's lair
he cried out in despair
for the guru was a bear
and he ate the mime there