[Flying Mullet]

there once was a mime
who had a good time
composing a rhyme
while eating a lime

along came a bear
wearing pink underwear
and had silky brown hair
who had to stop and stare

said the bear to the mime
would you compose your rhyme
if it was a crime
to do so while eating a lime

signed the mime to the bear
you gave me a scare
but I do not care
as without lime I do err

then the bear mauled the mime
cleaned off any grit and grime
seasoned him with lime
and dinner was a good time