To pseudo-quote some random Final Fantasy flash that everyone seems to love: "It's time to save the world again from my own den."
"Shucks"? You know we're living in the sticks when the kids talk like this. But that's okay, because heros always live in towns in the middle of nowhere where the enemies are weak whenever a game starts.
"Time to fight"? Sounds like foreshadowing to me...
Gah! Goblins! And against our heros, who apparently are identical triplets. My guess is they had to dress them in different colors so people can tell them apart. And did I say triplets? I did. That's because the fourth one is the first one's stunt double. So, how will they fare?
Victorious, of course. If you lose the initial battle in the game then you were dropped on your head several times as a baby.
I didn't replay this part...twice. 
With this awesome loot I shall rule the world!! Actually, it keeps the Goblins from poking me with their pointy things.
Great job, Sherlock! How did you deduce that the only two rocks in the cave are special?
Ooh, stairs and a door in a cave. This must lead somewhere good. But where? Stay tuned to find out!