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leader of mortals ^ NEED MOAR!!!!!!!!!
Its weekend now, so your wish is my command
I had fun writing up this one
Episode 3:
For those about to rock... We salute you! (Scene begins with Selphie, at Rise, in front of a TV, holding a guitar hero controller. Cid, and Irvine entering the room.) Irvine: Here she is, can you help me?
Cid: Can you tell me whats wrong with her?
Irvine: Huh? I already described whats wrong over the phone!
Cid: I know that, but can you do it again? As if someone just clued into what happened, and needs to find out what they've missed.
Irvine: Okay… I just don't know what to do! She hasn't stopped playing this game in 3 days! Like I told, it started slow, a few songs here and there, eventually she started to talk about the game... but now she just won't stop...!
Cid: There we go. I'll go take a look at her.
*Cid walks up to Selphie, who is beating Through The Fire and Flames on Expert* Cid: Hm....
*Cid waves his hand in front of her face, it doesn’t phase Selphie* *Cid walks over to the TV, and shuts if off* Irvine: I tried that, she can beat the songs without looking!
Cid: It appears this is more serious then I first imagined… There’s only one thing we can do!
Irvine: What’s that?
Cid: We need to find someone who could beat her at Guitar Hero!
Irvine: But that’s impossible! Didn’t you pay attention to Season One? She’s a guitar god!
Cid: Then we better start looking, now!
*Cid makes a serious face*
*The curtains close. The scene resumes a few hours later into the story with Tom Morello, Ace Frehley, and Jimi Hendrix sitting in a line to have a crack at Selphie* Irivine: Do I even want to ask how you managed to get these famous guitarists here?
Cid: Let’s just say my butt owes a lot of favors. I’m being literal when I say butt.
Irivine: o.0
*One by one the great American legends have an attempt to beat Selphie at a $50 video game, but each fail, the next more horribly then the last.* Irivine: This is madness!
Cid: Don’t you dare make a 300 refrenace! GoBo already did that in EoFF Playin’!
Irivine: 
Cid: What are we going to do? Selphie must really be the GOD of rock!
Mysterious Voice: Did somebody call me?
*A lightning bolt smashes through Irvine’s roof, and a tall muscular, god, with long silver hair emerges from it* Cid: Woah…
Irivine: My roof!
Mysterious Man: I am Thor!
Cid: Who?
Thor: I have come because someone dared challenge my title as god of rock!
Irivine: Wait slow down, what?!?
Thor: You know, Thor, Norse God, son of Odin, wields a gigantic hammer, yada yada yada.
Cid: You’re saying, YOU’RE the god of rock?
Thor: See this is exactly what I’m talking about! Rock was all me man! The Beatles, me, Tom Morello, me…
Irivine: Jimi Hendrix’s National Anthem during Woodstock!?!
*Cid looks at Irivine surprised* Thor: ALL ME MAN!
*Thor challenges Selphie to, Through the Fire and Flames on Expert Mode. The battle rages on hard, both nearly perfect.* Cid: This is it…
Final Score:
1. Thor________________________1,129,684
2. Selphie______________________1,129,683 Selphie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Selphie drops her controller and falls to the ground* Thor: My work here is done.
*Thor raises a big ass hammer* Irivine: Can’t… resist… making… a compensating for something else joke.
*Lightning strikes the hammer and Thor disappears hopefully never to make a crappy guest appearance ever again 
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END!