Harle-Quin:
How do you feel when you look down in the shower?
(sarcastic answer) Have you ever watched the movie the Goonies? You know that part where the kids are in their house and they start shattering stuff in the house like flower pots and statues. And the kids are all like:
(something shatters in the house)
Kid #1: Not mom's statue!! Oh no...
Kid #2: What?
Kid #1: Her favourite piece broke off!! (kid tries to re attach mom's "favourite piece")
Yeah. I don't think I need to go into any further detail.
Quote, you lazy bum! 
I'm too lazy to click the quote button. I'd rather just copy everything and bold the questions. It looks better and clearer that way.
Was your name really inspired by a Gangsta Pirate?
The explanation of where my name is from is a page back.