Shiny:
Do you sometimes wish you could twiddle your fingers in Rubah's hair?
Nah. That'd probably be really embarrassing for her.
Do you think about Eileen day and night?
That'd really hurt Eileen's dignity so I wouldn't do that.
...
Well in all honesty I guess it would be quite nice if I did get to do that if Rubah didn't mind. As for thinking of Eileen I sometimes think about how awesome it would be if I got to meet up with her sometime where she lives (not in a dirty way of course).
Are you and Aerith's Knight an intimate couple?
Well, not in that way. But we are good friends.
Do these questions make you feel uncomfortable?
Nah. I'll make you feel uncomfortable though (starts sitting on Shiny's lap, twidding my fingers in Shiny's hair holding her close staring straight into her eyes). Uncomfortable enough for you?
NeoCracker:
Well do ya, do ya d ya wanna?
No.
Once upon a time, there was a young man named Evastio. He was a very secretive man, and he did many secretive things. However, one man who knew of Evastio learned his secrets, and knows the truth of what Evastio is really doing in his spare time.
But lets say this man has a bad memory. He can only remember select things about certain people, and If this Evastio person where to do something memorable for the man, he may forget Evastio's secret.
What does Evastio do?
Well, my secret of being an anime obsessed guy and a woman obsessed man are out so I guess it wouldn't make much of a difference if you told everyone that.
But if was some other secret I guess I'd have to get used to looking up and linking you to dirty female pictures.
Also, what proof do you have of me being a young man? I could be a 36 year old guy or a 5 year old boy for all you guys know.
scrumpleberry:
HAS ALLL YOUR LIIIIIFE BEEN A MYSTERY?
Only on EoFF. Everywhere else it's... well, I guess it is somewhat of a mystery even in real life. If it was up to me I wouldn't let anyone (not even my friends or co-workers) know my real name since people make that big of a deal about it.
Tell me 1 thing you're willing to say about yourself. Go on, take a risk!
(I'm actually serious about this) My family (dad's side) has been known to grow a bit of gray hair at ridiculously young ages. (my dad actually started growing a bit of gray hair when he was 8 years old!!) Some of my siblings actually inherited this from my dad although it's harder to find the gray hairs on their head. For some reason, I actually feel bad about not having gray hair like my other siblings. I think it would be really cool if I did have black hair with a few gray hairs mixed in there. I wouldn't go dyeing my hair to make it look that way since that'd be cheating.
Is it true you have purple eyes?
No. My eyes are dark brown.
List your 5 favourite smilies avec raisons. 
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are all smileys that I like since I use them a lot.
Aerith's Knight:
No offence Evastio, but i dont swing that way.
Me neither, so it's all good.
Harle-Quin:
What would you do if you found a naked Rantzien under your bed?
I knew this question would come up.
I'd probably
use my magic wand to transform him into a naked Shiny drive him out of my house with a broom or a mop.
Why?
I don't like seeing naked men.
For how long?
Preferrably as fast as possible.