[DK]

I was going to make probably the worst pun attempt ever with this title but chose not to because it was that bad. Consider some of the titles I have posted during my EoY tenure and then think about how shiet it must have been for me to not do it. It's a terrible world we live in.

01) What is your real name?
If I told you you still wouldn't believe me

02) What're your Nicknames, if you have any?
Online: Just call me Evastio and we'll get along fine.
Offline: I don't really have any that I like.

03) How old are you, and when's your birthday?
Check my birthday threads to get an idea when it is. As for my age you're just going to have to guess that based on my seriousness.

04) How tall are you, and how much do you weigh?
I don't weigh that much for my age. I'm also just a bit taller than average.

05) Are you a male or female? A hermaphrodite? Quina?
I'm pure male.

06) Where do you live? (City and State/Country)
I only tell people I trust that.

07) What is your occupation? (If you're a student, what grade/year are you in?)
being Evastio

08) What is your hair color? Eye color? (If you use dye and/or colored contacts, include both the false and natural colors)
My hair and eyes are very dark brown. My hair almost looks black even though it isn't.

09) Do you have any brothers or Sisters? If you do, how old are they?
You're going to have to guess that too.

10) What size shoe do you wear?
Size 12-13

Entertainment
11) What's your favorite video game?
Super Smash Bros. Melee

12) And more specifically, which Final Fantasy title is your favorite?
Final Fantasy IV

13) Favourite FF character? Why?
It would have to be Cecil because he is one of the best leaders in FF history. He gives up so much just to do the right thing. He also casts aside the ways of the Dark Knight in which he was raised to obtain the powers of the Paladin. He also has a positive influence on all the playable characters that he meets. He's also underrated and has a cool hairstyle (I think young people with white/gray hair look really cool for some reason).

14) Favourite gaming genre? (ie: RPG, action, etc)
Comedy

15) Favourite TV show?
I don't watch TV that much.

16) Favourite music genre? (ie: punk, country, etc)
Video Game Music (Mach Rider!!!!), Asian Music, and Lyricless music.

17) List five of your favorite bands/singers/musicians
Jackie Chan and that's it.

18) Favourite movie?
I guess it'd be The Cat Returns.

19) Favourite movie genre? (ie: comedy, romance, etc)
Comedy

20) Favourite actor/actress?
Jackie Chan, Robin Williams, Bill Cosby

EoFF
21) Why did you join EoFF in the first place?
I wanted to help out people who're stuck on FF games and apply my FF knowledge here.

22) Have you ever met anyone from the boards?
I was sooo close to being able to visit Dixie and Sephex. I was actually in their city when I went on vacation with some buddies of mine. But I failed to meet up with them...

23) If you could spend the day with anyone from EoFF, who would it be and what would you do?
I'd probably want to hang out with the two that I mentioned above, Vincent, Thunder God, Leen-Leen, Tempest, Rengori, Psychotic, Vikeve, Goldenboko, and them.

24) Do you frequent any other message boards? If so, which?
No. Other forums are way too lenient and lawless.

25) Were you ever known here as any other screen name, or do you still go by your original?
I go by Evastio still.

Love
26) Are you currently in a relationship? If you arent, would you like to be?
I've never been in one before. I've been considering giving up on the whole girlfriend business.

27) Where did you meet your significant other?
Somewhere in the future (hopefully).

28) Have you ever been in love?
Yeah.

29) If you could marry anyone in the world (based off love, money, or merely physical attraction), who would it be?
She knows who she is.

30) How old were you when you received your first kiss?
I've never been kissed before...

Miscellaneous

31) Do you have a Mission in life? Or something you vow you will do before you die?
I want to make sure my life has a positive effect on as much people as possible.

32) Where is your dream holiday/vacation destination?
I hate vacations. I'm the kind of guy that likes staying home.

33) What is your greatest achievement in life thus far?
Making everyone in my school laugh when I "accidentally" smacked the microphone back then for my stand-up comedian attempt.

34) On the flipside, what is your greatest regret, if you have any? If you don't, why not?
No wait. That wasn't my stand-up comedian attempt. That was my Student Council Treasurer speech. Anyways, my hand ended up bleeding afterwards. (If you think this actually never happened go ahead and don't believe it)

35) If you could have dinner with 5 people from any point in history, who would you invite over and why?
I don't like anyone in the past enough to invite them to dinner.

36) If you could have the power to use one act of god, to do ANYTHING, but only for one shot, what would you do?
I'd restore the environement and all the trees and the ozone layer. I'd also make sure that all the trash that can get composted and recycled does get composted and recycled.

37) Do you like to dance? Lets dance!
Bring it on!!! (dances crazily)

38) What's the moon REALLY made of?
Lunarian Granite.

39) Do you have any particular hobbies other than gaming?
Taking walks by myself, doing crazy stunts, thinking of crazy ideas, reading instruction manuals. That kind of stuff.

40) What's your masterplan for life? How do you live?
I try to live my life to the best of my potential.