[Goldenboko]

Almost forgot to post this week's episode because I was sick :P

Episode 2:
A Bad Day at the Theater

(The scene opens with Edea and Ultimecia at rise in the Scene of the final battle of Ultimecia VS. The party. There is a jukebox in the corner of the room. A large audience sits in front of the entrance.)

Ultimecia: Welkome my esteemed guests! It is I, Ultimecia the glorious- *gets interrupted*
Edea: And I! Edea, of FFVIII... We are here to...

*Silence*

We are here to...

*Silence*

Ultimecia: Oh, was it my line?
Edea: Yes! Come on, I thought we rehearsed this. *sigh*

And we are here to...
Ultimecia: Reenakt the scene where I took over Edea's mind!
Random Audience Member: Reenact? That was never in the game!
Edea: STFU! *throws a pebble at Audience member killing him*
Ultimecia: Any other quesktions?
Edea: Oh come on, there wasn't even a hard C in that one.
Ultimecia: Skrew you!
Edea: Let's just start before they start throwing things at us...

*Edea walks into the middle of the room, and Ultimecia moves to the side, they pause, and then Ultimecia flies in*

Edea: W-Who are you?
Ultimecia: I am Ultimecia a Sorceress from the distant future, I have kome to take over you time. I know its not smart to kontinually monologue, so that way you, being a good kharakter may tell someone else of what I say, but I kan't resist. Now prepare as I skrew with your mind.
Edea: What was that? I couldn't understand a word you just said over your lisp, and mispronunciations!
Ultimecia: Stop making fun of my speekh impediment!
Edea: Anyway, you can't just take over my head, first we need to have a...
Karaoke competition! Winner takes all!

*Edea presses a button on the Jukebox and masterfully sings the lyrics to Small Town Girl*

Edea: Beat that.
Ultimecia: I intend to.

*Ultimecia smacks the Jukebox and it begins to play Soulja Boy*

Edea: NO! Nothing can withstand the suck that is Soulja Boy!
*Edea falls to the ground shaking*

Ultimecia: And that was how it konkluded!
Random Audience Member: She tries to find words with C's doesn't she?

END!