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Table Of Contents:
Episode 1: Attached to this Post
Episode 2 Episode 3
Here you go, Episode 1!
Episode 1:
Gotta Little Captain in You?
*(The scene starts, with Selphie, and Irvine, sitting in the backseat of a car, which is being driven by Zell. Selphie is drunk, and Zell is blasting “Slow Ride”).
Zell *Singing Badly*: S’all right!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Zell *Singing Badly*: Take things easy!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Zell *Singing Badly*: S’all right!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Zell *Singing Badly*: Take things easy!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Irvine: This is unbearable! Why out of all of the people I could’ve picked for a designated driver, did I pick Zell!?!
Zell *Singing Badly*: I'm feeling good, the rhythm is ’ight!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Irvine: I really need to get my license renewed… I mean seriously, its like pick your poison around here. With Zell you get this-
Zell *Singing Badly*: Grove with the music, we can roll alright!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Irvine: …Driving with Selphie at the wheel, is like just giving your soul to the reaper… I mean come on, that incident where we tried to drive up to the train…
Zell *Singing Badly*: Oooh, oooh, s’all right - oooh, oooh ...
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Irvine: All Squall does is, whine when he drives. He makes me wish
I was the emo one.
Zell *Singing Badly*: S’all right!
Selphie *imitating a guitar*: Duh da da, duh duh, da duh duh.
Irvine: And with Rinoa and Quistis we can’t make it two miles without pulling over to go
*In a mocky girl accent* tch, SHOPPING!
Selphie:
*Hiccup* What does this button do?
Zell: Don’t touch that-
*Selphie presses the button cutting him off and hot dogs spray out of the seats, the windows (don’t ask), the glove compartment, the floor, the ceiling, the windshield-wipers, the speedometer, the steering wheel, shooting them 10mph everywhere* *Irvine spits 3 whole hot dogs out of his mouth*
Zell: Wow, someone really knows how to open wide
Selphie: OMG! DO IT AGAIN! Zell: No don-
*Again, Selphie presses the button cutting him off and hot dogs spray out of the seats, the windows (don’t ask), the glove compartment, the floor, the ceiling, the windshield-wipers, the speedometer, the steering wheel, shooting them 10mph everywhere* Zell: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HOT DOGS IN MY EYES! CAN’T SEE! BLIND! LOSING CONTROL! THEY BURN!
*Selphie screams* Zell: I CAN’T SEE! THEY BURN! GET’UM OUT! GET’UM OUT!
*Irvine starts to hyperventilate* Zell: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*Zell quickly turns around mid-sentence* Fool’d ya!
Irvine: You sonnava- If you weren’t driving I’d shoot you!
Selphie:
*Hiccup*… OMG TURN AROUND WE’RE GONNA CRASH!
Zell : Selphie, Selphie, Selphie, did you really think I’d fall for-
*The car smashes into oncoming traffic and is booted off the road* Irvine while escaping from the wreckage: Next time…
I drive with anyone other then Zell…
END!