Final Fantasy II (but also VI and IX at that) = Star Wars. And anyone who denies this will receive a raspberry, because come on, it's just too obvious.
My adventure starts with the traditional battle to the death. My death, of course.
After saving my sorry behind, Hilda offers me some refreshing tea. I'd rather she gave me some armor instead of sending me out to battle to gain the money to buy it, but whatever. Strawberry and rubharb flavor!
Can't you go to an imperial soldier and steal his armor for me? No, huh? You're no fun. Let me tell you one thing, Locke is way cooler than you! è_é What? You don't know who he is? I had to guess that, he can't see into the future.
Ok, off to the unavoidable random battles. Can anyone explain why my characters flee after winning a battle? Are they scared of their own awesomeness?
I thought you were supposed to hold a bow the other way around...?