And the mome rath Shiny outgrabe:
Denmark: This gentleman doesn’t simply walk into Mordor. He launches a massive fart, propelling him a good 50 feet across the plain. As you can see, he gets to where he has to go quickly and efficiently the way a warthog should. Yet, will he be able to get the Ciddie?
Oh my god, I love you, Shiny. xDD