[Vermachtnis]

The end of the world has been predicted a number of times. One such prediction called for the end falling on December 5, 2012. Something did come from the heavens that night and it truely was the end of the world as we know it.

Chapter 1:
Day One at Narf
[Sat. June 3, 2017]

“Narf! Narf! Narf!” A strange red headed girl was yelling and skipping down the street.

“Ally! Why are you so excited? It’s too early to be this happy,” a depressing pudgy girl said and walked up beside her.

“Because we graduated yesterday! GRAD-JU-RATED!” Ally said while spinning around arm outstretched!

“So what? We’re just going to spend the next four years in college and then the next twenty years paying off loans. Graduating is the worst thing that could have happened to us,” the pudgy girl sighed and crossed her arms and looked down.

“Poor Franny, that’s not going to happen to me, I’m getting a job at NARF Headquarters today! They said they’d hire me as soon as I graduated. I would have gone yesterday, but I got drunk at the party. Remember?” Ally said and started skipping down the sidewalk again. But, Franny wasn’t paying attention. She was thinking that she could finally get away from Ally.

Two years ago NARF Headquarters opened up. That day it became Ally’s life long goal to get job there. And Fran, who has been her neighbor since they were six, had to listen to it everyday. Narf this and Narf that everyday for the past two years, it was so bad they were called Ally and the Fran. Ally embraced it, singing the theme song with their names in the lyrics. But not anymore, Ally is going to work at Narf and Fran is going away to collage and for the first time since becoming a senior, Fran was looking forward to entering collage.

Fran was so wrapped up in her thoughts she didn’t see the light change and she crossed the street. She didn’t hear the ice cream truck and it hit her and exploded. Doves came from nowhere and flew to the sky.

Ally, who was only half a mile away, didn’t hear any of it. “HEEEEYYY!” a boy came running up to her. Ally turned around to see who it was.

“What? Oh it’s you, Hero.” Ally said and turned back around and started walking to Narf again.

“My name is Tyler,” he said and started walking beside her.

“Hero sounds better,” she said not paying any attention to him. “Where’d Fran go?” she said just now noticing Fran was gone.

“What!? You weren’t paying attention? She crossed the street back there and got hit by an Ice Cream Truck and exploded.” Tyler said.

“Yea she does like Ice Cream. But don’t you think it was rude to say she exploded just from today’s Ice Cream. I mean, she was always a little on the big side,” Ally was oblivious to what happened. It’s not too surprising though, she only graduated high school with the bare minimum.

“What? No, I mean she literally exploded. With fire! Look, you can see the smoke,” he said pointing up at the sky.

“Listen, Hero, if you are going to stand there and make fun of my friend’s weight. I’m going to kick you!” Ally said in a very cross way. Tyler was a little scared of those legs. He saw her kick soccer ball over the school building. Not only that, she all varsity in track and cross country.

But Tyler was a guy and couldn’t keep his mouth shut, “I’m not making fun of her weight. She exploded, you know, Boom!” he said and made a dome with his hands.

“Oh, that is it!” Ally said and kicked him in square in the chest and he flew off into the distance. “Making fun of people’s weight, how rude! Hmm? I think someone’s having a Luau, I smell ham.” Ally said and once again sits off for Narf headquarters.

And at the office in Narf Headquarters there was a knock on the door. “Come on in, it’s open!” the commander said.

“Kenneth, you well enough I’m not going walk in your room with out knocking first. Not after that time when you were sixteen,” a woman with a long black, braided hair walked in.

“Come off it, Kari. That was over ten years ago,” Kenneth said.

“I will not ‘come off it,’ a thirteen year old little girl does not need to see her older brother doing that. And what the heck is that on the ceiling?” Kari said pointing up.

“That’s a Sephiroth,” Kenneth said, quite proud of his work.

“That is not just a Sephiroth. Get rid of it!” Kari said and crossed her arms.

“But that other guy has a Sephiroth on his ceiling,” Tai was pleading with his little sister.

“That other guy does not have him on his ceiling. The other guy has a real Sephiroth. Just because you professional with your new suit and haircut, your still my same older brother. That girl who is supposed to pilot Eins Dues is supposed to be here today. I guess I am going to have to meet with her,” Kari said.

“I’m the boss, shouldn’t I meet with her,” Kenneth asked getting up from behind his desk.

“No, you are going to be in here fixing your ceiling. I am going to have Saya send up some paint,” Kari said and turned around walked out the door.

“Miss Kari! Miss Kari! That girl is back again,” a short brown haired woman came running down the hall.

“Hmm, sooner than I though. Saya,” Kari turned the short haired woman. “I need you to go down and ready Eins Dues and equip it with the Gungnir.”

“Yes ma’am!” Saya said and ran off down the hall.

“I guess this mean I get to keep my ceiling, huh?” Kenneth said with his arms behind his head and smirking.

“Not at all, you there,” Kari and pointing at someone walking down the hall. “Go down to Home Depot and buy brown paint and some rollers. You are mostly likely going to need a lot of buckets. Here use Kenneth’s credit card,” Kari said and handed the guy a card.

“Yes ma’am,” he said and headed down the hall in the opposite direction from Saya.

“Crap,” Kenneth said and slumped back into his office.

“Time to meet this new pilot,” Kari said and headed to the elevator.