[Primus Inter Pares]

You see, this is what's wrong about the mix of communism and crypto-facist oppression present at EoFF, there is no equal representation of anything, not only are there no girls on the boards, but I'm pretty sure the top 100 posters are just three people's different double accounts. Not only that but the creator of the board may very well not even be human, and we all know what Kishi is (well, we hope we're not right but you know...). Then we have Loony BoB, a New Zealander, now most people think that it's the welsh that shag sheep! But back in Australia it's always been the New Zealanders, now this reafirms the supsicion that Sheep are infact the animal worshipped at EoFF as the reincarnation of Satan.

Not only that but you're all racist as well, I have never seen such abuse of smurfs before in my life! I mean seriously, how can you degrade them so, and let me not start on Hippo's they have been so misrepresented here that it disgusts me. And then we have the fish, oh how they suffer under Leeza's horde of cats, when will the fish get a break? WHEN!?

We must know this soon, or EoFF is clearly on it's way to another revolution, where we must all fight for the rights of Fish, Smurfs and Hippo's. Also, the worshipping of the Sheep as the reincarnation of Satan degrades the cattle, and other livestock, this great unbalance of power in the animal kingdom is going to spill over into some cosmic dimention of destruction ending in the untimely death of some random newbie no one has ever heard of (Old Manus). Bull represent yo!