[Social Moon Firesky]

The Wurzles - Combine Harvester. (I rofl'd when my friend sang this to me)

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
( ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darlin' you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

She made I laugh haha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos took and us holdin' hands

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An I'll give you the key

Aahh, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land